Once upon a time, a woman gave birth to a son who was still wrapped in his caul, and because such a thing is good luck, it was prophesied that he would marry the daughter of the king when he was ...

I don't recall any Douglas firs next to the Christ child's manger. The Wise Men didn't come bearing frankincense, myrrh and tinsel. So how did a tree become associated with a religious holiday? Satan.